Took An IQ Test Tuesday

"JohnH3ASP" (jh3-21) 01/12/2017 at 20:28 • Filed to: None

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Finally got my results in, and I got....

118! Average is 100 (really?) and Average Range is ~85 to 114. So I didn’t score too badly. Combined with an SAT score of 1050, I could probably get to college!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:32

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If free link to test. So the mods can force all of us to take it and we can institute an intelligenceocracy on Oppo.  

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:33

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A real one, or an online one? Congrats on beating a standard deviation.

TheHondaBro > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:33

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I took an IQ test one time in high school and got a 138.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 20:36

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BUSINESS majors.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:37

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Didn’t know those were still a thing. I’d be curious to take one for the sake of amusement.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:38

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u wot m8

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:39

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I bombed my SATs. I’m sure my IQ is exactly what you’d expect.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/12/2017 at 20:39

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Sorry that came across as far more belittling than I meant it to. Congrats to you, I remember how stoked I was when I got my ACT back.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:39

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More or less than the horsepower of the Tercel?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:40

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OppositeLock Gold Membership requires an IQ of 120.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/12/2017 at 20:41

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Hopefully more. Like 3 more.

macanamera > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:42

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WAIS?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/12/2017 at 20:42

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Fuck that, we should take those shitting INJT whatever personality tests.
“Mmmm I’m a BBQJNTS! Only four percent of all people are in that category.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 20:43

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Green Membership requires a score of 420

Amoore100 > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:43

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SAT scores mean nothing to me since they changed the system last year so I’m just going to say good job! I’m assuming you’re a junior?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:44

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-69

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:44

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And we will obediently obey the iron rule of the BBQJNTSs!  

smobgirl > E90M3 01/12/2017 at 20:44

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Ouch.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:47

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Touché!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 20:47

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69 is pretty good. The kind with naked people.

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:52

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BBQ joints? I might be in for that.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 20:58

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Heh.

TheHondaBro > RallyWrench 01/12/2017 at 20:59

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MaRIBuana

wkiernan > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 20:59

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I took a few IQ tests when I was in the public schools in the ‘60s and ‘70s. I got such terrific scores that it would be immodest to post them, and no one would believe me anyway. You’d think I’d have been successful, or at least happy.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/12/2017 at 21:00

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1/2 case of beer minimum before you take the test...... you know, to keep things “fair”......

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:01

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That’s going to be your business name, isn’t it?

JohnH3ASP > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/12/2017 at 21:29

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I took a real one. At school.

JohnH3ASP > wkiernan 01/12/2017 at 21:30

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What did you get?

JohnH3ASP > Amoore100 01/12/2017 at 21:30

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Nope, just graduated from High School.

JohnH3ASP > macanamera 01/12/2017 at 21:31

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What?

JohnH3ASP > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2017 at 21:32

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Did you know you can’t get into a Trump rally if you have an IQ over 70? Or if you know what IQ is....

JohnH3ASP > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2017 at 21:32

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I am just waiting for my IQ to look like a phone number. That would be awesome.

JohnH3ASP > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/12/2017 at 21:33

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Aw, that’s not belittling. And please do take one, it’s always fun to find out what you get.

JohnH3ASP > TheHondaBro 01/12/2017 at 21:33

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Suuuure...

JohnH3ASP > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/12/2017 at 21:34

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Real one, and thanks. What did you get?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:34

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Ouch!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:36

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Where do you find the real ones?

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:37

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IQ tests...had a discussion with a co-worker one time, he came into my office like “OMFG, why do I deal with idiots all day!!!!!” I calmly looked up and asked if he had taken an IQ test, he said yes. I said...well, knowing you, you probably scored decently high on it, but let’s just say you got a middle road score of 100. If you scored 100, on average, half of the people you encounter on a daily basis are less intelligent than you. If you scored higher, the percentage just goes up. If you scored 120, 90% of the people you encounter on a daily basis are less intelligent than you. Since we work at a very engineering intensive company, that *might* go down a little, but if you’re in public...the problem isn’t that you’re dealing with idiots...well, maybe it is, but it’s also that you expect everyone else to be as smart as you....they’re not. At least half of the people you encounter are dumber than you. Stop expecting so much.

While I said all of this with a straight face, I was primarily being a smart-arse...albeit a semi-accurate one. He paused for a second and then said “huh, never thought of it that way, you’re right, makes sense.”

Now, he still hates everyone, but still, I made a small impression for just that one day.

Amoore100 > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:37

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Nice! Onto college, or going right into the working world?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:39

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158. It tends to make people uncomfortable, so I don’t volunteer it unless asked.

macanamera > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 21:49

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Which test was it

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 22:15

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I’ll find one on the internet that’s free as long as you give them your credit card.

Opposite Locksmith > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/12/2017 at 22:25

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166 here, regretted telling people every time

Opposite Locksmith > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 22:26

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Why sure??

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Opposite Locksmith 01/12/2017 at 22:40

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Yep, never ends well for me either.

Jack Does Cars > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 23:16

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I took an IQ test in sixth grade and I got a 147, so they decided to put me in all of the gifted classes. I felt pretty proud of myself, but didn’t really care about any of the work (which is a major problem) and that seemed to the administrators. They retested me and I got a 150, but they knew I wouldn’t do anything and they put be back in the peasant classes. Did really well there, but when I went to high school I was in all honors classes so, as you can assume, I did zero work and now I’m a junior with a below average GPA. Kinda kicking myself for it...

wiffleballtony > JohnH3ASP 01/12/2017 at 23:55

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I’m probably 100. Statistically speaking.

random001 > Opposite Locksmith 01/13/2017 at 00:41

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This. Though I swear when I tell people I’m an actual physicist they look at me like I just grew a third eye right in front of them....

Opposite Locksmith > random001 01/13/2017 at 09:38

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That’s why I go with crack enthusiast

random001 > Opposite Locksmith 01/13/2017 at 10:32

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Heh!! Nice!

JohnH3ASP > Jack Does Cars 01/13/2017 at 16:59

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Suuuuuure...

JohnH3ASP > Opposite Locksmith 01/13/2017 at 17:00

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If he got that he would be one of the smartest people alive today.

JohnH3ASP > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/13/2017 at 17:00

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Yeah, I came across one.

JohnH3ASP > macanamera 01/13/2017 at 17:00

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Sorry I translated for you but it was an IQ test.

JohnH3ASP > wiffleballtony 01/13/2017 at 17:01

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Well, at least you are honest.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-took-an-iq-test-in-sixth-grade-and-i-got-a-147-so-th-1791148615

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/158-it-tends-to-make-people-uncomfortable-so-i-don-t-1791146641

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/166-here-regretted-telling-people-every-time-1791147568

JohnH3ASP > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/13/2017 at 17:01

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I am usually not like this but you make me sick.

JohnH3ASP > Opposite Locksmith 01/13/2017 at 17:02

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Oh suuuuuure, like I believe you. At least my score was low enough to be honest.

macanamera > JohnH3ASP 01/13/2017 at 17:05

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Yes I know, I’m saying which?

JohnH3ASP > Amoore100 01/13/2017 at 17:09

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College time, after a couple years of work though

JohnH3ASP > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/13/2017 at 17:10

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School

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > JohnH3ASP 01/13/2017 at 17:23

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What?

Jack Does Cars > JohnH3ASP 01/13/2017 at 17:39

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I’m being serious. But ok.

JohnH3ASP > macanamera 01/13/2017 at 17:54

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Something with blocks and word guessing

JohnH3ASP > Jack Does Cars 01/13/2017 at 17:54

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Totally.....

JohnH3ASP > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/13/2017 at 17:55

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Lying about your IQ....

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > JohnH3ASP 01/13/2017 at 18:03

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You’ve just proved our point. I’ve been in gifted my whole life, just because something is statistically unlikely doesn’t mean it’s untrue. Just look at the elections...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JohnH3ASP 01/13/2017 at 18:12

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Oh. Drat.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Jack Does Cars 01/13/2017 at 22:43

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I’m more or less in the same boat. Never really had the opportunity for special treatment for it due to having a highschool so small we only had three teachers, but I was way ahead of the rest of my class so I never really had to work hard, and still ended up best in class (with only a 90 average, lol). But then university hit me hard. Kicking myself because after 5 years (at two schools, I pretty much started over at the second) I ran out of money and dropped out with no degree.

Opposite Locksmith > JohnH3ASP 01/14/2017 at 21:40

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Nope

Opposite Locksmith > JohnH3ASP 01/14/2017 at 21:41

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You’re just a delight

Your boy, BJR > JohnH3ASP 03/20/2017 at 05:51

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...and in this moment, are you euphoric?

JohnH3ASP > Your boy, BJR 03/20/2017 at 06:37

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No. I’m pretty mad I forgot to set my alarm clock for daylight savings.

Your boy, BJR > JohnH3ASP 03/20/2017 at 06:45

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And you say you have a higher than average IQ...

JohnH3ASP > Your boy, BJR 03/20/2017 at 08:34

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I went on vacation for a week. And I got home late last night.

Your boy, BJR > JohnH3ASP 03/20/2017 at 09:14

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Uh huh

JohnH3ASP > Your boy, BJR 03/20/2017 at 09:21

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Too tired to set my alarm. Anyways, woke up 30 minutes later than usual. I always set my alarm clock ahead 30 minutes so I have time to watch TV in the morning.

Your boy, BJR > JohnH3ASP 03/20/2017 at 09:26

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Sure ya do.

JohnH3ASP > Your boy, BJR 03/20/2017 at 09:34

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....